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Quotes by Helen Rowland
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A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. A fool and her money are soon courted. A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little "personal characteristics. " A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet. A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world. A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.
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