| Joke Home | Back to Football Jokes Arsenal Jokes.. Two Gunners fans are on the plane on the way to Holland. One turns to the other and says "Hey Arthur! See if this plane turns upside-doon will we fall out?""No way Richard, " says his mate "of course we'll still be pals!!"Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit?A: The accused. Two men are fishing on a river bank in a remote area of the River Thames on a Saturday afternoon miles away from any radio or tv. Suddenly one man turns to the other and says "The Gunners have lost again. "The other man was flabbergasted and said "how in the name of god do you know that?"The other man replied "It's quarter to five. "Q: Why do housewives love Arsenal?A: Because they stay on top for ages and come second! | |