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Audi: Accelerates Under Demonic InfluenceBMW: Born Moderately WealthyCameron: Can't America Make A Real One?Chevrolet: Clutch Hangs, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every TimeDodge: Dangerous On Days Gears EngageFiat: Feeble Italian Attempt at TransportationFord: Failure Of Research & DevelopmentHonda: Hell Of a Nice Damn AutomobileHyundai: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And InexpensiveJeep: Jumps Everything Ever ParkedMercedes: Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing SavingsNissan: Never In Synch Screeching Awful NoisesOldsmobile: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover EquipmentPorsche: Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have EverythingToyota: Taking Our Yen Out-Thanks AllVolvo: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object