| Joke Home | Back to Driving Jokes A Man and Woman Are Driving.. A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, ?PIG! ?The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, ?WITCH!"They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he almost slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road and hits a tree lightly trying to avoid it. If only men would listen | |